Thank you! Thank you for giving me this wonderful Chanukah gift of a win over Memphis! I really appreciate the gift and I hope to one day give it back to you! I guess Chanukah Harry was watching me really closely this year and saw that I have been a good little boy! I would also like to thank you and Chanukah Harry for the wonderful gift of not only being the best shooting team in the nation (55.8% field goal shooting) to also being the least selfish team (20 assists a game) in the country. Oh wait I almost forgot thank you for the fifth highest average point total per game as well (87.3 points per game)! I know we are ranked third in the nation right now but I really don't care much for the rankings, I just would really appreciate another National Championship! I know it is pretty much inevitable this season, but I would greatly appreciate it if you could bring one back to Lawrence, again.
Dear Josh Selby,
Don't be that guy! And by that guy I mean don't be Xavier Henry, don't be Brandon Rush (his freshman year), don't be G.R. Giddens and for the love of GOD do not be David Padgett! Yes Jayhawk fans I pulled a David Padgett reference. You know the tall white kid who transferred to Louisville from Kansas and you never heard from again until 2008 when Louisville lost to UNC in the Elite 8 when oh yeah KU won the whole damn thing!! Great move Padgett great move!
Selby you got talent and we all know that! Now prove to us that you aren't some cocky kid who just wanted one year at school so her can go to the NBA the following year. Show us you really care about playing the game and that winning is everything and not making yourself look good. Out of all of those players I mentioned, who is having a good career huh? Brandon Rush maybe? Think about! It isn't Selby to the rescue it is Selby as supporting cast. We aren't broken my friend and if you are looking to be our Messiah, think again!
I look forward to the USC game to watch you play. I hope everyone is doing well and staying warm!
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